A Stress-free Article On Stress

Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. I am not stupid, you don't have keep telling me to, gosh. I am doing just fine breathing without you practically doing it for me. Why are your fingers going faster than your breathing? Hey, it ain't none of your business. Now you are stressing me out by trying to keep me from being stressed while writing this stress free article.

I am not stressed. Well, I thought that I was stressing you out. You are about to but you can't because stress is just a word. I am typing about it but it means absolutely nothing unless I allow it to, regardless if I am writing about it or not. You are surely not making that happen anyway so don't sweat it because I am not going to be stressed sitting here writing about this article about not being stressed while writing an article about stress.

Okay, now I need to take a breath and not because of stress but because of the mouth full in the previous paragraph. Don't go back and read it, it may stress you out. Surely that is not what this article is intended to do. Hey, the choice is yours whether or not you want to stress out while reading this unstressful article about stress. After all, stress is just a word.

It's not rocket science or anything stressful like that. This is suppose to be a stress free article on stress. So what does that mean to you? Wait, don't answer that because you have to think about it and it may stress you out. So let me sit here and think about what to write next, trying to be careful not to stress out about writing a stress free article. This is not suppose to be stressful and it is being written, actually, in the least of stressful ways and I cannot stress that enough.


	A Stress-free Article On Stress Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. I am not stupid, you don't have keep telling me to, gosh. I am doing just fine breathing without you practically doing it for me. Why are your fingers going faster than your breathing? Hey, it ain't none of your business. Now you are stressing me out by trying to keep me from being stressed while writing this stress free article. I am not stressed. Well, I thought that I was stressing you out. You are about to but you can't because stress is just a word. I am typing about it but it means absolutely nothing unless I allow it to, regardless if I am writing about it or not. You are surely not making that happen anyway so don't sweat it because I am not going to be stressed sitting here writing about this article about not being stressed while writing an article about stress. Okay, now I need to take a breath and not because of stress but because of the mouth full in the previous paragraph. Don't go back and read it, it may stress you out. Surely that is not what this article is intended to do. Hey, the choice is yours whether or not you want to stress out while reading this unstressful article about stress. After all, stress is just a word. It's not rocket science or anything stressful like that. This is suppose to be a stress free article on stress. So what does that mean to you? Wait, don't answer that because you have to think about it and it may stress you out. So let me sit here and think about what to write next, trying to be careful not to stress out about writing a stress free article. This is not suppose to be stressful and it is being written, actually, in the least of stressful ways and I cannot stress that enough. Stressfully Yours Stress So Whats So Interesting About Stress?? To Stress Or Di-stress? That Is The Question A Stress-free Article On Stress Stress? Who Wants It Anyway? Is This Going To Be A Stress-free Article? Anything New About Stress? About Stress And All Its Glory (what?!) The Advantages Of Having Stress (what?!) Anyone For Some Dose Of Stress?!
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